January 27, 2012
He’s so angry right now.

He’s so angry right now.

(Source: bigweek)

  • Kathy: I had a pit bill mix, but it was scary when you put your hands in his mouth.
  • Me: Don't put your hands in his mouth.
  • Kathy: But it had Paul's chicken in its mouth.
  • Me: Okay.
April 3, 2011
That’s what a champion is, Eddie. Someone who’ll do the work that other people think is beneath them.
Detective Casey Shraeger, The Unusuals
July 1, 2010

iPhone Voice Control

  • Me: Play song Fandango.
  • iPhone: Playing songs by the Bangles.
  • Me: Play Kim Novak's song Fandango.
  • iPhone: Playing songs by Evan Dando.
  • Me: Fine.
June 27, 2010
We didn’t miss it. This *is* it.
Nick - Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
June 23, 2010

Overheard: Geeks

  • Bruce: Geek is the new cool.
  • Rami: Only geeks think that.
January 9, 2010
  • DeWitt: Caroline Farrell left quite a trail of unhappiness in her wake and not a few bodies.
  • Echo: Are you saying she's evil?
  • DeWitt: Worse. An idealist.
  • Source: Dollhouse (TV series)
December 4, 2009
November 30, 2009