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I can carry you

• Dean: Look, I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but I can carry you.
• Sam: You realize you kinda just quoted "Lord of the Rings," right?
• Dean: C'mon man, but it's the Rudy hobbit. Rudy hobbit always gets a pass.

Private Practice

• Sheldon: I want to see you, here, outside of here. You light up this room and I want that light everywhere I go. So I'm going to take you to lunch. And then dinner and then lunch again tomorrow. And the day after, so just say yes. Say you'll go out with me.... Why aren't you saying yes?
• Miranda: Sheldon, I'm dying.
• Sheldon: Well, not today.

• Kathy: I had a pit bill mix, but it was scary when you put your hands in his mouth.
• Me: Don't put your hands in his mouth.
• Kathy: But it had Paul's chicken in its mouth.
• Me: Okay.

iPhone Voice Control

• Me: Play song Fandango.
• iPhone: Playing songs by the Bangles.
• Me: Play Kim Novak's song Fandango.
• iPhone: Playing songs by Evan Dando.
• Me: Fine.

Overheard: Geeks

• Bruce: Geek is the new cool.
• Rami: Only geeks think that.

• DeWitt: Caroline Farrell left quite a trail of unhappiness in her wake and not a few bodies.
• Echo: Are you saying she's evil?
• DeWitt: Worse. An idealist.
• Source: Dollhouse (TV series)